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Welcome to the Shitshow Journal
Welcome to the Shitshow Journal — $22
Manifest That Shit Journal
Manifest That Shit Journal — $22
I Thought You Were A Total Bitch Card
I Thought You Were A Total Bitch Card — $6
Weiner Dog Birthday Card
Weiner Dog Birthday Card — $5
One Year Closer To Death Birthday Card
One Year Closer To Death Birthday Card — $6
Too Old For Tiktok Card
Too Old For Tiktok Card — $6
Damn Good Friend Card
Damn Good Friend Card — $6
So Pretty Card
So Pretty Card — $6
Same Penis Forever! Card
Same Penis Forever! Card — $6
Grow Old & Botox Birthday Card
Grow Old & Botox Birthday Card — $6
You Are a Badass Card
You Are a Badass Card — $6
At Least You Didn't Die Card
At Least You Didn't Die Card — $6
Not Being An Asshole Thank You Card
Not Being An Asshole Thank You Card — $5
Get Shit Done Journal
Get Shit Done Journal — $22
Beloved Offspring Birthday Card
Beloved Offspring Birthday Card — $5
Happy Birthday Douche Card
Happy Birthday Douche Card — $5
Off The Hook Card
Off The Hook Card — $5
Lower Your Standards Card
Lower Your Standards Card — $5
I Miss Your Fucking Face Card
I Miss Your Fucking Face Card — $5
Birthday Whiskey Card
Birthday Whiskey Card — $5
First Round Birthday Card
First Round Birthday Card — $5
Lost In The Shuffle Birthday Card
Lost In The Shuffle Birthday Card — $5
Even Bitches Say Thank You Card
Even Bitches Say Thank You Card — $6
Shit Circus Card
Shit Circus Card — $6
Always An Adventure With You Card
Always An Adventure With You Card — $6
You Are the Fucking Best Card
You Are the Fucking Best Card — $6
Crazy Train on the TracksCard
Crazy Train on the TracksCard — $6
You're My Person Card
You're My Person Card — $6
Read Menu With Phone Flashlight Card
Read Menu With Phone Flashlight Card — $6
Congratu-fucking-lations Card
Congratu-fucking-lations Card — $5
Simple Get Well Card
Simple Get Well Card — $5
You Complete Me Card
You Complete Me Card — $5
Age Before Beauty Birthday Card
Age Before Beauty Birthday Card — $5
Someone's Getting Laid Tonight Card
Someone's Getting Laid Tonight Card — $5
I Never Give Cards Card
I Never Give Cards Card — $5
Congrats On Your Breakup Card
Congrats On Your Breakup Card — $5
Get Well Shits Card
Get Well Shits Card — $5
Happy Fucking Birthday Card
Happy Fucking Birthday Card — $5
Shit Just Got Real Card
Shit Just Got Real Card — $5
The Dude Birthday Card
The Dude Birthday Card — $5
Ride or Die Thank You Card
Ride or Die Thank You Card — $5
Old And Wise Card
Old And Wise Card — $5
I Fucking Love You Card
I Fucking Love You Card — $6
I Am Sorry I Called You Old Birthday Card
I Am Sorry I Called You Old Birthday Card — $6
Cannot Thank You Enough Card
Cannot Thank You Enough Card — $6
Happy Ducking Birthday Card
Happy Ducking Birthday Card — $6
Cheer Up Fucker Card
Cheer Up Fucker Card — $6
Fucked Without You Card
Fucked Without You Card — $6

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